What
was that? US Fiscal cliff, out of control National debt…what the heck, worries
about the economy and fiscal austerity be damned. On Black Friday, consumers were ready to shop till they dropped…literally.
Hindus
have Diwali, Christians have Christmas, Muslims have Ramadan, Jews have Chanukah
and American Shoppers have Black Friday…the day after the Thanksgiving Thursday-
a holiday when shoppers give thanks for bargain prices. It is the busiest
shopping day of the year for the US retailers. (For my curious readers: Black in Black Friday indicates the
point at which retailers begin to turn a profit or are ‘in the black’)
Just
as a religious person will visit their holy land, the modern day consumer will
make their annual pilgrimage to their sprawling and glittering neighborhood malls.
Their annual pilgrimage begins soon after their Thanksgiving meals. They will
very passionately and eagerly wait outside their temples of consumerism, which have
different names- Best Buy, Wal-Mart, Target,
Toys’ R Us just to name a few. They all serve the same purpose, to satisfy
the hunger of a value hungry
consumer.
The parking lots become the most
expensive real estate in the area. Cart & Cashiers, both of them are in abundance
on any other day, but today they both are as scarce as plutonium. The temples
of capitalism have taken full advantage of the consumer psyche. They provide what
the consumer is looking for- ‘a deal’. Each and every soul who is waiting
outside the mall in a freezing temperature is hoping to get his or her hand on
a ‘once in a century deal’. Be it a 50 inch flat screen LED TV or an
I-Phone/pod/pad or a Martha Stewart signature Bed in a bag or Paula Deen’s cooking
set. The stores are full of hyper active consumers whose vision for that day is
20/20. There curious eyes always looking for the tags with the highest
percentage off and also staring at their co-shoppers cart to figure out if they
have missed anything. Cashiers, with no disrespect, are usually at the mercy of
the consumers as consumers are always right. But today, is the day when the only
people who are correct, are the cashiers. They can and will dictate the price,
depending on the scanner of course. They are treated with the utmost respect,
as they are the ones who will be approving the consumer’s catch(es) of the day. The priciest catch for today will be the empty
shopping carts. No one will care if the wheels are squeaking or wobbly. The
shoppers use the carts like knives to cut through the swarm of endless checkout
lines and almost empty aisles.
Having made almost six annual pilgrimages
to the mecca of modern consumerism- the shopping malls, on the auspicious day
of the Black Friday, one thing I have realized, at the end of the day it’s not
about how much you saved, but how did you saved!!
Happy Thanksgiving
and a Prosperous Black Friday.