Sunday, June 12, 2011

An Affair to Remember…

I have been thinking about this for a while now and I feel that the time has arrived.
This seems to be the season of making public your extra marital affairs. Take Arnold Schwarzenegger, John Edwards, Jesse James, Dominic Strauss Kahn and the most recent addition to the list, Anthony Weiner. I will like to add one more name to the list of ‘shame’…Viki Shah.
That’s right. I can’t take the burden of guilt any more. I have been living a dual life for a long time, but not anymore. I think that my wife of seven years (might be eight!!) has every right to know the truth. She should know that the person whom she has trusted the most, is not been 100% honest with her. Since my blogs have some responsible, loyal readers most of whom are my family and friends, I will take this platform and confess that I have been having an extramarital affair. I am in love with someone out of my wedlock. There I have said it!
I admire her, look upon her; think about her, dream about her.       I LOVE her.
It’s been a while since I got romantically involved with her. In fact she was my elementary school sweetheart. All these years my love has stood the test of time. I was born in late 70’s, when India was still a quasi- socialist ‘closed’ economy. But my dreams were always ‘global’. And the fact that she is German proves that I did conquer my dreams!! We met at a social gathering. It was her first visit to India. It was a love at first sight. Her charisma, her persona was irresistable. It’s been almost over 20 years now and like me, she has also changed…physically, but my love for her is strong as ever. I must say she maintains her body quite well.
So here’s the moment of truth. I want the world and particularly my wife, to know her name. Before that I just want to say that I love my wife very much. Lord, forgive me for I have sinned.  
Ladies and gentlemen, her name is…AUDI A-4, The epitome of German Engineering.

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